You could, with practice
>I'm sure any dollar store calculator spends way less energy performing long division than the average human
Thats the comment.
A calculator is a one role device, with exactly specified rules.
Similarly, with training you can too. You don't need to be special, other than being practiced,which is a fair requirement for a human being.
Here is a human being who could out perform it:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakuntala_Devi
>In 1977, at Southern Methodist University, she gave the 23rd root of a 201-digit number in 50 seconds.[1][4] Her answer—546,372,891—was confirmed by calculations done at the US Bureau of Standards by the UNIVAC 1101 computer, for which a special program had to be written to perform such a large calculation.[10]
She could easily out-perform calculators because she never needed time to key in the commands (she needs to hear the problem to solve it).
If we exclude that restriction, and the commands magically float into the calculator, and that the problem is small enough to match the calculators limits, then yes, if those arbitrary conditions are met the calculator can out-perform her brain.
Which is precisely the type of “cows are round spheres” thinking that’s being decried in the article.
People can and regularly do out-perform calculators in speed, energy and complexity of computation.
Do note that calculators weren’t allowed as exam tools in a lot of countries till a decade or so ago. Students learnt mental math techniques which were known since ancient times (think Greece).
For a human brain the answer isn’t even calculation, it becomes pattern recognition. The square root of 25 is 5, which takes about the same neural load as it takes to recognize a letter.
The calculation you provided is harder, but thats a function of lack of training/practice, not complexity.
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AI is not in the realm of what a calculator can pull off, is what I meant to say by the compute part.
edit: I tried your computation on a store calculator, its beyond its ability to calculate,(0.0000000027)