just a note for people who come across this and are confused: queries in MongoDB use a much more concise document-based query language, not map/reduce. map/reduce in MongoDB is just for aggregations / ETL type operations
Too bad: "PHP has encountered an Access Violation at 7C81BD02"
There are so many jokes one could make. Since it's HN, I won't.
I like how you joke about joking, and that's enough to be funny.
is there any chance MongoDB will introduce some form of transaction support?