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To be fair, everything, including the visual length of your comment can be a phallic euphemism. (Look, your 'comment' even has a tip!)

Isn't everything?

That's oboe. You might be thinking of brown?

brown trombone? is that a thing?

I want a brown trombone that synthesizes farts. ;)

Also you should be able to synthesize a raspberry by dragging the tongue out between the lips.

"Miss Simpson, do you find something funny about the word 'tromboner'?"