Kensington Security Slot
en.wikipedia.org
en.wikipedia.org
http://www.scottevest.com/company/ipad.shtml
(Scroll down and check out the picture of Woz with his iPad in his iPad-compatible jacket. Hilarious.)
However, it also interferes with the purpose of the iPad. Imagine how you'd like to use a sketchpad that was chained to the desk.
Edit: I /really/ need glasses, ipAd not ipOd...
It's the bathroom problem. Want to go to the bathroom, but I'm in a shared office space -- do I put it in a bag and bring the bag? Carry it with and place it on top of the urinal (ick...)? Leave it in a drawer in an unlocking desk? Or just hope it doesn't walk off? This is a real issue in our office space (frequent theft issues, as it's a college campus so the building doors are open access).
I just need a couple minutes of relative security at a time, honestly.
If theft's that big a problem then yes! Seriously, that's several hundred dollars-worth of gear you're leaving out in the open, all for the sake of two minutes of convenience.
I think my point about false sense of security stands as well - how much do a pair of clippers cost against the value of your iPad? Again, if theft issues are that bad, it won't be long before someone notices that your iPad gets frequently left behind during the day and that it's a 10-second job to cut and steal.
In the end it's all about risk management - what's the probability that someone goes to a coffee shop specifically to steal a laptop and is armed with cable cutters? And if they have cable cutters, are they going to bother to use them to steal your laptop, or are they going to steal the laptop next to yours that's not locked up?
FWIW, I take my laptop into the bathroom with me.
I imagine a Dremel tool with appropriate cutting disk would make short work of the cable, but between the noise and the sparks you're gonna get noticed.
Unfortunately, the weakest part of the locks is either the lock itself, or the slot on the laptop. My friend recently had his MBP stolen when someone just ripped out the lock from the slot (so theres presumably a huge gash in the side of it now). We're still trying to figure out how it happened, but we're pretty sure it was something like those hydraulic jaws inserted between the lock and the body of the laptop.
Really, the ideal behind the lock is to deter theft by people who want to resale the laptop after. Anyhow who is willing to use a damaged laptop, or has customers who don't care where the laptop comes from can just continue to steal stuff more or less nilly willy.
http://uk.kensington-press.com/news/article.aspx?id=232&...
The also are very open with the details, not trying to charge a licensing fee or anything: http://us.kensington.com/html/1356.html
What surprises me is that nobody thought to standardize on something like it sooner; I remember the pre-Kensington PC locks and they always sucked. Most of them sold you big plates and tubes of epoxy that you were supposed to attach to your computer's chassis, and then loop a cable through.