Here's hoping they didn't smuggle a full size ATX motherboard through the facility using the 'old fashioned' prison method. Or even a 3.5" SATA hard drive...
Bonus points if you hook it up to a battery and SSH into it during transit. Probably not the best idea to have something inside of you that occasionally catches fire, though.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/03/27/18/329808C00000057...
edit: well started anyway
You're welcome :)