For Scientists, a Beer Test Shows Results as a Litmus Test
nytimes.com
nytimes.com
Huh? Did you read past the headline? Listen:
The results were not, however, a matter of a few scientists having had too many brews to be able to stumble back to the lab. Publication did not simply drop off among the heaviest drinkers. Instead, scientific performance steadily declined with increasing beer consumption across the board, from scientists who primly sip at two or three beers over a year to the sort who average knocking back more than two a day.
That's not "two facts" - it's a direct correlation between two variables. One may not cause the other, but it certainly doesn't appear to be a complete coincidence
As far as the correlation goes - There's a clear correlation there, though it doesn't seem like they're trying to propose a causality. Though they kind of bill it as a causality at the beginning of the article, I don't think the actual study is suggesting that drinking more or less beer will directly affect how often you're published.
"More important, as Dr. Grim pointed out, the study documents a correlation between beer drinking and scientific performance without explaining any correlation."
So, it documents a correlation without explaining it, so maybe there is no correlation. You cann't take two facts and say there is a correlation, may be it simply a coincidence. Maybe the difference is not the beer but the time spent in bars. Maybe the scientists that get less papers publisheds are depressed and go to drink beer to forget their bad performance.
How can people publish a fallacy like that and be so happy?
Beer.