You seriously wouldn't have bothered? You can't think of any way on gods earth you could ever afford $500 a year for your domain name? Settling for myname.somecompany.com wouldn't have been acceptable to you?
I would have. But I would only have bought domain names for things that would actually make money, or be worth it in some other way.
The currently system, you have maybe 5% of registered domain names actually in use. The other 95% are being sat on by extortionists trying to extract money from people for them.
SSL certs cost more than that.
Can you think of any other system where you can buy something for a nominal price, and then sell it for what it's actually worth?