We can always use Ramsey Theory stating there is no chaos possible and you can always find some regularity in anything, yet if you need to scan 10^132 items to find the order it becomes quickly uninteresting.
Little Ramsey theory ever used in neural network land, but theory of dynamical systems used from quite a long time ago, from Werbos-BPTT which was explicitly envisioned as a dynamical algorithm to the description of the dynamical instability of gradients in RNN.
The statistics of statistical mechanics don't necessarily need to be CLTish sorts of things, you know?
I agree that it has turned into an NP problem in a lot of cases now but the concepts behind the problem of N-dimensional optimization are pretty well understood.
Yes, we all were stunned when somebody pulled some awesome trick and found a better upper/lower bound on something, yet sometimes it's better to be realistic - maybe once we transfer to quantum computers, we can test more limits practically when utilizing parallel power of QP.