At first I read "A mutilated garter snake, a sliced frog and countless slashed grasshoppers. That was the scene of carnage" and laughed. "Carnage indeed. Grow up," I said out loud. If people wanted to live in the middle of a bunch of bats and snakes and shit, they'd go live in the middle of nowhere instead of next to other people.
But then I looked up Alexandria, Ohio.
"Alexandria is a village in Licking County, Ohio, United States. The population was 517 at the 2010 census"
517! Wow! And they don't even live _in_ Alexandria. They live outside it!
So these people did go live in the middle of nowhere, and whatever counts out there as the agency of local dominion has decided that plots of land in the middle of nowhere need to be free of animals. Wooo boy.