The first part of the post were interesting and I guess funny, but creating and selling a T-Shirt with the accident and stuff? IMO this would have been a fun joke inside the company, but to outsiders, eh. I don't want to sound grumpy though :)
Unless I'm misreading it, the t-shirt is internal only, and only for the team that specifically handled the issue.
The shirt is internal only, we're not selling it to the public.
For now. Your next blog post will be "Due to popular demand, GitLab Team Member 1 Shirts For Sale".
We won't do this because it would seem like we're not taking this incident serious and are trying to monetize an outage that affected our users. We're also not giving them away,
Oohh sorry, I actually just skipped over that section going "what the... are they doing a tshirt for it now too?!" :/