German traffic light stays red for 28 years (2015)
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But the best is the last sentence: They do change all the green and yellow light bulbs also in their regular maintenance schedule. The justification goes like this: Bulbs mostly wear due to hours in usage, yes. Red and Yellow are not used, so should not wear, and thus should not be replaced. But hours can not be the only cause for problems, and while we are there and there's a budget for replacement, we'll do it all together. Not really a just technical justification, just a practical one.
We do the same in software also all the time. There are two principles: 1. Make minimal changes to cause only minimal effect. 2. Harmonize your changes to avoid unnecessary asymmetries. They went with 2. You can fight the system, or you can live with it. In this case there is no reason to rock the boat.
[Update:] The lawful alternative would have been to close this crossing for the Ziegelstraße into the Güntzstraße. People would have protested over this sillyness. And Dresden has enough budget surplus to do such things. In fact Dresden was very lucky in its real-estate deals, where they sold all of their old residential apartment complexes to a US company Fortress for billions: http://www.spiegel.de/wirtschaft/milliardendeal-dresden-verk... Normally such deals turn out bad and unprofitable, but in this case not. Both parties are happy.
If it's anything like the picture, the reason right turns are allowed is the green arrow (it roughly translates to "when red, right turns are allowed if you don't interfere with other traffic"). I strongly doubt random towns in Germany can bypass the StVO (the laws which govern public roads).
EDIT: To clarify, I was born in Cologne, which is on the opposite of Germany, and green right arrows exist here as well and they are part of the material you learn for taking a driving exam.
But the Rechtsabbieger "Grünpfeil" is also in the StVO § 37 Abs. 2 Nr. 1 Satz 8 bis 10 https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gr%C3%BCnpfeil
History: The old DDR came up with this Grünpfeil (turn on red) law. During the Wiedervereinigung it was "agreed on", that this law can persist for max. one more year, 1991. But based on huge civil protests on silly law reforms (same for abortion and women rights which where more advances in the east), Germany kept this exception, and even some old ex-BRD towns introduced it since.
I believe Dresden had most of the existing 2.500 Grünpfeil signs in Germany, but in the meantime the west has caught up, and there are now 5.000 such signs.
http://s3.freefoto.com/images/41/03/41_03_88_web.jpg
(English: "Give way")
"4 Way" or "All Way" -- Indicates that every entrance to the intersection has a stop sign. I understand all way stops are either uncommon or unheard of in Europe.
"Cross Traffic Does Not Stop" - often used with "Two Way" stop
"Traffic from the left/right does not stop" -- often used when one direction is coming off a signaled light or crossing railroad tracks, or other cases when traffic from one direction needs to continue to flow to prevent a backup that could be dangerous.
https://ais.badische-zeitung.de/piece/00/bb/82/9b/12288667.j...
Also worth of note: when traffic lights are active they always take precedence over static signs which in turn take precedence over road markings (which themselves take precedence over road layout). The green arrow sign is special in this regard because the rules for traffic lights explicitly take it into account -- otherwise the red light would always trump the sign because of precedence rules.
Sorry for nitpicking but your first post read like Dresden had special traffic laws and green arrows were rare outside a handful of cities (plus AIUI the green arrow has slightly stronger implications in the US).
NYC should secede from NYS.
So if one fails, a bulb burns out, one gets destroyed in a storm, or anything else happens, there will be at least one full backup.
If you have a strong requirement to avoid failure, proactive replacement let's you optimize the unit cost of replacement because you can fully utilize the crews and have no wastage.
If you dispatch reactively, you either have people sitting around waiting for light bulbs to burn out or lightbulb replacement pulls crews off of other work, impacting schedules.
The key assumption is you want low/no downtime. The problem you have is negotiating SLA penalties are difficult to get right for organizations like cities and getting good metrics are tough.
The other thing, especially with government contracting where RFPs are extremely difficult to change after the fact without getting contracts disputed by the losers is that the contractor will add risk premiums for penalties.
As things move to LEDs it hardly matters anyway, a correctly engineered LED lamp doesn't suddenly fail like filament lamps, it just gets sort of dim gradually, so a regular schedule (e.g. replace all the LED lamps every 5 years) is the correct way to deal with it. Cheap consumer-grade LED modules sometimes fail suddenly due to over-heating or badly made electricals but the road maintenance people probably aren't buying unlabelled stuff off eBay so they're unlikely to have that problem.
what does it matter if the green and yellow bulbs are broken? They'll never be turned on.
As a driver approaching this particular crossing while seeing I'm only allowed to turn right I'm not sure I'd ever notice the light staying red indefinitely.
Actually, there are two more permanently red lights in Dresden alone. They are mentioned at the end of this Video: https://www.ndr.de/fernsehen/sendungen/extra_3/Realer-Irrsin...
I understand that from this road, you can only ever turn right, and can do so at all times, so there's no need for a traffic light, except that it legally needs to have one because other roads at the junction need traffic lights for other reasons.
So what are the other roads here? Clearly it has to be more than just the Ziegelstraße and the Güntzstraße.
What I don't understand is why the 3 light red/yellow/green signal unit has never been changed to a 1 light red-only unit.
Like this one....
https://c1.staticflickr.com/3/2041/2234314943_bdcd95d800_b.j...
I know I've come across the software equivalent of this many times in my life as a developer. "Hmm...that's a really odd way of doing that, I should refactor this. But I need to write a bunch of tests for this since the original developer didn't write any. And am I really thinking through all the possible use cases properly? Even if I am, this is now a 3-day estimate, which means it will probably take 5 days, and all to "fix" something that's technically working. That's a lot of risk/time commitment for very little payout. Maybe I should just leave it be and move on to a project that's better setup to succeed."
Yep...makes total sense that this light still exists. Still doesn't explain why they replace the green and amber bulbs though...
Another good analogy in software would be UX and style guides. You'd like the user to have a consistent experience.
The replacement is like running a cron job to do some stuff and forget to check if it makes sense. It can be done better, but on the other hand, it's less complicated this way (and never change a running system).
This one red light has been removed btw. The street is a dead end towards the intersection now. But you can find another one near Wasaplatz.
Someone else suggested a great programmer would have changed the rules, but that would have just made the rules more complicated.
This solution is neat, because it keeps the basic rules simple while solving the problem. And to most people, they will never notice it is a problem.
So yes, there probably is a legal obligation to keep moving. If you went there and stood in front of the light for an hour a friendly but stern police officer will — legally, and within his mandate — instruct you to move along.
In case anyone is unfamiliar with the concept of public nuisance as a crime. It's pretty simple, "things that cause significant enough trouble for other people". Its the common sense escape hatch option for law enforcement being unable to see any other crime.
I don't know about such a rule. There are some intersections in Germany where there are red and orange lights, but no green for e.g. just one direction. At such a place, when no light is on, rules according to the static signs apply, while other directions still show some light. So what you're saying doesn't hold at least temporarily there.
> This solution is neat
I don't think so. Someone unfamiliar with the place might think the light will turn eventually green, even if it's unclear where one could go if it did. It will at least cause confusion and unnecessarily draw attention away from actual traffic. And of course there's the maintenance and power cost.
Does anyone know if the implementation was ever explained?
Edit: Now that I've looked at the traffic light on Google StreetView, that right-turn only sign is also there. But of course, traffic lights take precedence when they exist. The intersection is also marked in a way to really discourage going straight (or left), but I'd still guess with only signs there'd be a few people who actually tried doing that.
It is here: https://goo.gl/maps/2cgcx1b92LL2. Streetview direct link: https://www.google.com/maps/place/52%C2%B000'00.9%22N+5%C2%B...
On newer planes the no smoking light is now only a sticker/sign. They're using the bulb that used to be for smoking now to indicate when WiFi/GSM is available (satellite based, so only above 20,000ft).
At least this is my experience flying internationally from Europe in the past years.
Wha?
The brochure on my flight said the plane had a 5/1MBit link (shared between all users). Not exactly what you'll watch YouTube videos on, but I suppose it works for email and message apps.
https://www.panasonic.aero/inflight-connectivity/global-comm...
I'm not 100% certain, but I'm willing to bet it's still permitted in some countries.
http://liveandletsfly.boardingarea.com/2016/07/27/smoking-on...
[1] http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/travel-truths/why-do-plane...
But in my neck of the woods we'd probably show a green right arrow when intersecting traffic from the left is stopped at a red light.
https://www.google.lt/maps/@54.7056651,25.3040075,3a,75y,99.... (And if you go forward two steps the Google car goes through the red light :D)
If you aren't used to it you need to be careful though, as often the street you are turning into is green for pedestrians to cross - so you need to give way. Usually you can use this lane if you are going straight, so it's somewhat courteous to go over one lane and not to block it.
Edit: ninja'd by runholm
But a Green arrow means you can proceed in the direction of the arrow and you have right of way with no other intersecting traffic.
(When I was a child, I actually thought that the meaning of that phrase was related to traffic lights. I was so naïve.)
The thing is, in Europe, you have priorities in traffic - first the lights, when those are off/unavailable - the signs, and finally "the one on the right goes first".
The rationale behind this intersection is that you need all the vehicles obeying the same set of rules. So you can't have one car approaching the intersection obeying the signs (because no lights on that road), and another car obeying the traffic lights.
Without the signs, someone would simply arrive at the intersection and wait god-knows-how long for it to turn green, until they gave up and went right :)
The reason for the light is that according to regulations, at an intersection, every road leading to it has to have lights. You cannot have three streets with lights, and one with just a sign saying "stop and yield".
I still see this as the only way to communicate correctly the rules of the intersection. And yes, add a sign as well to let people know they can only turn right.
According to the maintenance mentioned in the original link, the other colors are still there...
(Google streetview shows it too, but the picture dates back from when the red light was still youthful twenty years young)
This "solution" seems very confusing. In every US/Canadian jurisdiction I've visited has nothing like this German solution. Just indicate with lights, signage and road furniture that the particular route is not allowed. To technically keep the route open, but prohibit by lights seems prone to confusion, especially for individuals not from the area. Also, how do mapping apps deal with this intersection (curious)? Do mapping apps properly route through such an intersection?
(edit: clarity)
Any jurisdiction in North America would just put a Stop or Yield sign there.
To illustrate how rare they are, I can only think of two within a 100-mile radius[0] - both in places where you are about to enter a road with a 50mph/80kmh speed limit and where visibility is terrible in either direction.
[0] In fairness I should mention that 2/3 of that circle falls in the Norwegian Sea, where stop signs are exceedingly rare...
The same as in Bucharest, Romania. That's why when I see a stop sign I make double-sure when looking for cars who have right of way over me.
Compared to the countries of Europe where I have driven, the American traffic I have experienced often seemed excessively polite, to the point where I think that (relative to Europe) it would be more socially acceptable to drive bad because of being dangerously distracted than to drive bad due to being in a hurry.
I have long suspected a causal relation between the politeness and the four way stop, I just can't figure out the direction of causation.
I still have to slow down a lot because I'm not sure how fast the other drivers are going. At that point it's not a big deal if I stop.
> even more so if you can pretty much ignore one of two directions
That sounds like an intersection that would not be a four way stop in the first place.
There exist all sorts of signs that actually tell the driver what to watch out for, and make the right of way situation clearer. But in North America, a stop sign is used in most situations.
Four-way stop signs are another form of silliness. They often happen in residential areas where small streets cross. In Europe you'd have 'right before left' rules that only really matter when cars actually meet; in North America you have to come to a complete halt, constantly.
I'm no driver, and am not a big fan of drivers or driving in general. But I kind of understand why drivers are so aggravated here.
What is it that confuses you about them?
- In Europe a stop sign means that you have to wait until the way is clear. Of course, you normally don't have stops on more than two of the roads crossing. (Theoretically, you can wait forever at a stop, since people on the other roads won't stop and let you through)
- In North America (I've seen it in Canada), you have stop signs on all four roads crossing and you get through in a first in first out turn.
It seems to me that
- the US uses stop signs as a way to slow down the traffic (so, no real meaning), but
- in Europe it does have a clear meaning: "it's dangerous to drive over a crossing without halting". Not only you have to be careful because you have no right of way (the "give way" sign) but you really have to stop and look at the traffic, mostly due to poor visibility (or high difference in speed).
In practice stop signs don't work at all in the US. People roll through them, sometimes not even slowing down and can't understand whoo goes first at 4 way stop. So they either sit at the stop sign frantically waving on all cars that are approaching until no more cars are approaching or they just go at some random time or they just blow through the sign altogether.
Anyways, 4 way stops aren't just for slowing down traffic, though they are sometimes used that way. They are for when you have two roads coming together that both have roughly the same amount of traffic (no 'main' road) but don't want to put in a light.
You cannot replace the light with a sign because by law traffic lights have higher precedence that traffic signs. This is for failover reasons (when traffic light is broken, no electricity etc.) So a sign on an intersection can be rendered void/meaningless if the traffic light is operational.
Having traffic lights show the same light is not that unheard of as the article makes it sound. I visited a part of Europe where right turns on intersections always showed blinking yellow light. This is equivalent to "turn right, but yield first"
I understand it can be confusing if you are coming from the US system though. The European system is highly standardized for use in all kinds of driving situations (like places with unreliable electricity), the drawback is that it can get a bit technical at times.
But that's a moot point if the light isn't there in the first place.
I'm sorry, but no matter how you slice it, this light is stupid. What is needed is simply a pair of signs: STOP and RIGHT TURN ONLY.
It would be much better to change traffic la nation-wide so we can get rid of this ONE traffic light in Germany. Isn't it?
If there is a power cut, then the other three roads will have no lights, drivers there will treat the intersection with one set of rules. Whereas the driver on this road with a sign will treat the intersection with another, potentially causing an accident.
When I said "traffic light" I meant the entire set of traffic lights of the intersection. You can't have just one lane without traffic light and all the others with. It would be highly confusing, also probably against the road laws.
The point of the traffic light taking precedence over road sign is actually part of the rules of the road. It is also required knowledge for driver exams.
Of course you can.
> It would be highly confusing
Why?
> also probably against the road laws.
Laws can be changed. The fact that "it's the law" is a stupid reason to keep doing something that doesn't otherwise make sense. Germans of all people should understand this. (And BTW, I am German.)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Road_signs_in_Germany#/media/F...
Combine that with a stop sign to force a stop and yield.
It feels like this would solve the situation without the need for traffic lights. I'm sure I'm missing something though.
It's a great illustration of a point that came up a while ago in that discussion of 'what makes a good programmer vs. a great one'. A good programmer recognizes the value of consistency, and leaves the red light in there even though it's a bit ugly and inefficient, because that keeps the system consistent. A great programmer would change the rules to allow a more efficient solution which solves the real problem (ie. cars need to know what to do.)
Reminds me of catching hell from random old German ladies in Berlin when I crossed a sleepy residential street, without a car on the road in sight for miles, without waiting for the crosswalk light to go green. Or gasp crossing a street without using a crosswalk!
I imagine you can make it red at the control box for an emergency or construction; I wonder if that's ever happened.
a) Not change the worker's checklist. That would mean they should deviate from the list, creating a dangerous precedent.
b) Adding another rule to the worker's checklist. Great, now they need to check this for every single light they are working on, which means more work (is that really cheaper than the bulbs even if it's only a few seconds per light?) and more possibilities of doing mistakes.
Not to mention that the traffic light probably refuses to turn on when not all lights are installed. That means the software needs to be changed. Yet another possibility to introduce fatal mistakes at other intersections.
I prefer paying for a bulb every now and then to putting human lives at risk. Note that changing something for this intersection means changing things for all intersections, including high-traffic complex ones.
Or we could admit that these two objects wasting space are quite an acceptable price to pay, relative to the scale of the system and of the price of adding additional logic to it, which always equals instability and defects.
*Sent from my iPhone while driving 75 on the freeway, eating fast food listening to a book on tape, navigating with Google Maps
(Not really, but people do this)
> And the total cost of maintaining this one traffic light over almost three decades runs to roughly €150,000. Every year maintenance and running costs come to €5,500.
'Traffic light' is used throughout to refer to the one that's been red for 28 years; not the whole system.
Regardless, I don't think I'd have been less surprised or inclined to comment on it had the article stated the cost was €2,750pa!
In my local town, I've heard a figure of $100,000 to install a new light. If we assume similar costs in this case that's $3,300 per year right there and we still haven't powered it on or put any money into monitoring it nor maintaining it. The systems in place for monitoring are largely a fixed cost across all of the traffic lights in the city. I can only guess that maintenance costs are lower with newer lights and increase with age.
If the number quoted in the article includes the initial outlay to erect the signal, then I don't see the 30 year cost being that out of line. If that cost is truly only maintenance and operation, then it does seem quite excessive.
Exactly. I can sorta understand the argument that if the intersection has lights then this street needs one too even if it's always red, but for me the real WTF was
if one red light costs €5,500 yearly, how much are we (over)paying for the whole system?
I'm not trying to say that governments spend money efficiently, just that the figure may be not as ridiculous as it seems.
Does anyone have some insight into that data point?
Edit: I know the 150k over 28 years number is a bit rounded, but even using that it's 446/month or 14.60/day to run the light?!?
My assumption is that the bigger percentage of that is maintenance. There are three lights in the Google street view. Assuming these are old incandescent bulbs and Germany's high kWh price, electricity costs would be roughly be about €1500 at most a year (assuming €0.35 per kWh, 150 watt bulbs, and 3 lights "always on"). Maybe add another €500 at most for the controller although it probably should cost less than that. (LED lights would drop this part of the bill a lot, too.)
However, there is probably some maintenance costs for both the controller and the light: changing all bulbs yearly (if incandescent), cleaning the bulb lenses, controller maintenance (wiring checks, etc.), etc. I imagine that the bulk of the costs would fall here: labor costs plus some equipment costs (trucks, tools, etc.).
A) http://pugetsoundblogs.com/roadwarrior/2012/09/25/comparing-... B) http://bmtsonline.com/sites/default/files/Reports%20and%20Do...
If the Eastbound traffic can only go right, I presume the Westbound traffic can only go left. (Otherwise the Eastbound traffic would be permitted to go straight and/or left.) If that is true, then the Southbound traffic can only go straight; no turns. (It follows that there is no Northbound traffic.)
In essence, three roads converge to one. If that's so, why is this an intersection? Why not merge the roads or build a wall making incorrect crossings or turns obvious?
[1]https://www.google.com/maps/@37.7714317,-122.4115453,3a,75y,...
The only reason you can only ever turn right is because the light stays red, if it were to turn green you'd be allowed to cross the intersection in any direction.
There are also different rules that need to be followed when crossing the intersection on account of a green arrow than, if it were merely a turn right only situation.
(Also, people who are used to seeing a set of three bulbs might not recognize a single red light as being a traffic light at all.)
German traffic lights are a modular design, and ones with only two or one bulb are common. (You can stick as many modules together as you wish, or remove them)
I've only seen one-bulb versions for flashing yellow lights (which are sometimes used on crossings to indicate "pedestrians are crossing" at difficult crossings, typically when more than two roads meet and the pedestrians could easily be overlooked).
I've only seen two-light versions for pedestrians (i.e. red and green).
I think I've seen other one and two bulb versions on non-public roads (e.g. industrial sites) but that's about it. I've never seen a version with four bulbs.
And you make them sound more modular than they are: while the part containing the bulb seems to be generally modular the case containing these modules is generally fixed for a certain size. So adding or removing modules after they are deployed is not as straightforward (except maybe for temporary traffic lights).
I've actually seen the auditory clue box (whatever it's called -- the ticking thing at crossings to help blind pedestrians cross safely) replace one of the bulbs (on three-bulb lights where there is a redundant second red bulb) instead of being added below the traffic light.
There’s a traffic light for the lane straight forward.
Directly next to it is one for those turning right.
The forward light has Red, Yellow and Green, the turn lane’s light has only Yellow and Green (both with the arrow overlay).
At another one, there’s lights for busses added below or at the side of the existing light, adding one, or two modules (below or at the side).
I forgot about turn lanes (they often omit the red light when the red phase would be shared with the regular traffic light) but I've never seen bus lights. Might be a regional thing.
Woe unto the traffic-light maintainer if, should the powers that be change the light timing, the light doesn't function correctly.
If the other lamps have bulbs in them, then I'll ask why. But the shape of the signal has to be consistent even when redundant.
EDIT: And for fun, in British Columbia, a flashing green is the same as a solid green except that it usually indicates a pedestrian operated light. I.e. it will always be green unless a pedestrian who wishes to cross pushes a button to activate it. If it is at an intersection, perpendicular traffic generally just gets a stop sign. Moreover, I recently learned that, in Ontario, a flashing green can be used to indicate an advance green. I.e. oncoming traffic is still red, so feel free to turn left.
In most jurisdictions in North America, you are meant to yield to pedestrians at all crossings. Further, there is an implied crossing at every intersection regardless of whether there are any signs or other markings. If you see a pedestrian standing on a corner, you are supposed to stop for them. Of course, what the law says and what people actually do are not always the same.
The traffic rules you describe sound… ridiculous. How is one supposed to design a free-flowing intersection if anyone may halt the traffic in any particular part at any time? In the UK, one can almost always find crossings shortly downstream of a roundabout, and pedestrian crossings at traffic lights are controlled by lights.
Flashing orange means yield (including to pedestrians, though few people are aware of that).
> But the truly puzzling thing, reports Berliner Zeitung, is that included in annual maintenance costs are not only replacement red light bulbs, but amber and green ones too.
Plus a "turn right only": http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/95a9489a7d8b4c418cb6cfd3b6753295/r...
Would achieve the same effect? People would have to stop at the intersection, and then they can only turn right. Same as red light+green right arrow.
edit: sorry, yes, I now understand - it has to be a traffic light because all other sides have traffic lights.
Red light with green arrow means you may turn right if you feel like it or wait for green. Just park your car in front of the traffic light... it'll be fine.
Of course, a DDoS attack would be possible by having a couple of friends and switching the driver every once in a while.
A witty state lawyer may also try to sue you based on StVO §30 (1), though winning that trial won't be very likely, because you can simply stop the engine (allowed at traffic lights).
The German equivalent of "life with no chance of parole" would be "Sicherheitsverwahrung" (preventive detention, consecutive to the life sentence) which is an extremely dodgy instrument that is probably in violation of the constitution and the international human rights charter if you look too closely but still used when punishing people who probably should instead be treated for difficult mental health problems.
But I admit that makes for a less funny joke.
30 km/h and even 50 km/h are respected pretty much nowhere except where there are stationary traffic cameras. I ran across an article recently (can't seem to find it again) where 90% of German drivers voluntarily admitted to not keeping to the speed limit.
For most people, breaking the speed limit does not seem a big deal. Then they run over a kid and say "I didn't mean to do that"! Well, they did in a way - keeping to the speed limit is not hard.
I don't know about Italy, but in France red traffic lights are absolutely respected by everyone (almost, obviously there will always be people who run red lights).
You'd lose 4 of your permit's 12 points (6 points if you're a young driver) for running a red light, and depending on the policeman's judgement your license might get suspended for up to three years. It's among the highest class of violation you can make.
If you got honked at a red light, I suspect there was something you didn't notice, like a blinking orange light allowing your lane to pass, or something like that. Or just the driver behind you honking by error while fiddling with something in their car.
That seems unnecessarily critical. Clear and consistent communication is pretty important when you're talking about traffic, and the cost is surely a drop in the bucket compared to the city's overall budget.
Also being paid by the hour to drive red lights are your friend
The explanation given by the city (or its translation) don't make any sense to me.
EDIT: After re-reading the explanation I guess the idea is that since the crossing street shows a green light, the "opposing" street must have a red one.
I don't understand which of the lights is the offending one:
https://www.google.com/maps/place/G%C3%BCntzstra%C3%9Fe,+Dre...
Also, the only way that unit maintenance cost makes sense is if it is calculated by taking whatever amount they spend on anything traffic-light related in a year and divides it by the number of traffic lights; that infrastructure remains in place even if this light is removed.
So - you don't really save anything except the annual maintenance trip, whose cost is probably measured in the low hundreds (educated guess: two blokes with high-visibility vests, driving a VW Caddy packed to the gunwales with traffic light bulbs to the site, spending ten minutes swapping out the light bulb before proceeding to the next light.)
Also, you'd need to change the law for it to happen.
That being said, I suspect I'd keep you company waiting at that light; when in doubt, I tend to not move into traffic just to see what happens... :)
(0) https://www.google.com/maps/@51.0539102,13.7575856,3a,75y,11...
But I don't think there is much self-driving in city traffic yet. Especially rules about who has to yield where are not always governed by signs visible directly to every driver (e.g. Verkehrsberuhigter Bereich).
Another... habitat?
> But anyone who waits to cross into Gerokstraße could be waiting a long time - almost three decades if they are patient enough.
Did anyone notice the awesome pun ? If you wait that long, you will become a patient :-)
patient - you wait so long that you'll fall ill/die, thus becoming a hospital patient