Troubled covert agency responsible for trucking nuclear bombs across America
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1) Air Force ICBM launch operations: The General in charge had a serious drinking problem (consider that for a moment), to the extent that he went on a bender in Moscow. Among launch officers, there was widespread cheating on qualification tests, disregard for regulations (such as sealing doors to secure rooms), and very low morale.
2) Air Force nuclear bomber operations: At one point, they lost track of a nuclear bomb (or maybe cruise missile), and it was flown to a base in another part of the country before anyone figured it out and could track it down. The Secretary of Defense fired the General in charge.
3) Security at facilities containing highly enriched uranium/plutonium (the essential material to making weapons; the one component that keeps terrorists from making one): At one facility, some peace protestors (not James Bond-level attackers) breached the security and setup a protest next to a building containing the materials. They were there for something like 30 minutes before they were discovered and apprehended.
4) And now this.
This isn't a system that can succeed 99.999% of the time. If one nuclear weapon gets into the hands of someone willing to lose it, millions of people will die and then you can imagine the response - the course of history and civilization will change.
A visionary leader who can make these issues clear to people (haha)
The course of history and civilization will change.
Now, when you look back on our history, how often do we as a species anticipate and prevent the .001% calamity, and how often do we need to be neck deep in it before we realize that there's some trouble?
The only thing that's changed here- and it isn't us as people- is that once we're in it with nuclear weapons, there is no coming back, but so what? That hasn't changed people at all.
I recommend this podcast:
http://www.armscontrolwonk.com/podcast/
Which has really pulled back the curtain on nuclear thinking. There's also a private members slack if you support them on Patreon, which is endlessly useful. And really, if you're going to support a podcast on Patreon, I can't think of a better case than the ACW Podcast:
We can't get people on the same page with their health insurance... nuclear disarmament might be a big ask in that context.
If you can't be, then for fuck's sake, let the perfect be the enemy of the good!!
Until you actually launch the missile, it should be ok to do nothing.
People will invariably fuck up. The system needs affordences to handle those inevitablys. Ideally a drunk commander shouldn't matter, matter much anyway.
http://www.ucsusa.org/nuclear-weapons/hair-trigger-alert/clo...
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/sep/20/usaf-atomic-bo...
It's such a complex network of systems and people and policies; all of which is constantly in flux. All of which has to yield a perfect result, every time. You can argue about robust systems, but the reality is that these systems are far from robust.
Look at what happened when the USSR collapsed for god's sake! We're still cleaning that up.
Not cheap. But likely pretty reliable.
Perhaps without the Russian villains the system has atrophied. Stories like that make me think it can work, but perhaps require a bit more wherewithal to maintain it.
Hell, maybe they include an EPFCG... that would be really clever.
I wonder what that means, public + private key checks in the door?
Its why some things just won't work unless put together just right - to account for people's mistakes. It'd make sense for a submarine to refuse to dive if the seals aren't sealed, for example. I'd think there would be something that could be applied even for this.
You have a network of detection systems which you give you (optimistically) 15-40 minutes of warning before everything and everyone you've ever known and cared about ends. In that time you have to make the decision to launch a counter-attack. Your decision needs to be something which can be rapidly acted upon, but also needs to be something that absolutely cannot be interfered with by any adversary launching the first strike. If you delay, your ability to counterattack will be forever lost. If you're wrong, you'll be setting off Armageddon.
Now... describe how you make that work.
Part of the rationale is that this didn't give the leadership of the USSR direct launch authority. They could enable the system, but that didn't cause a launch. It took H-bombs on Moscow plus an enabled system to do that. This provided a safeguard against the leadership going nuts.
The US should have an interlock like that.
It's not a counterpoint, it's a consideration when designing the system. Taking this into account, the system must still function 100% of the time. If what you describe did happen, than the cause of failure would shift somewhat from the officers to the designers, but the system still failed (however, one must question the judgment and character of anyone who cheats on a nuclear weapons launch qualification test, no matter how hard it is).
If 1 person is 99.99% correct, how correct are 3 people when consensus is required to make a decision? 5? Its just math.
A state is different; they have something to protect and are subject to deterrence through threatened retaliation. Groups like al-Qaeda are more dangerous in this regard.
Who is NK terrorizing? Their entire (Korean) story from top to bottom seems to be based on factual invasions throughout the Korean history from near and far flung people, and their party line is insistence to remain independent and free. Isn't NK also in multiple crosshairs? Have they no right to have a military? Only certain nations can make threats and others must be meek or else be called "terrorist"?
What bullshit. It gets tiring.
South Korea:
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bombardment_of_Yeonpyeong
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ROKS_Cheonan_sinking
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Gangneung_submarine_infil...
Malaysia:
* http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2017/03/11/anatomy-of-...
Japan:
* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Korean_abductions_of_Jap...
and so on and so forth.
Their own people.
Constant threats to rain nuclear destruction on South Korea.
The bombing of Korean Air Flight 858.
Killing Kim Jong-nam in Malyasia with VX nerve gas.
Are you just being deliberately obtuse? You really think that North Korea is some kind of victim of bullying by the international community?
>Only certain nations can make threats and others must be meek or else be called "terrorist"?
Name one other country that repeatedly threatens to completely annihilate another one and isn't labeled "terrorist".
I'm not sure if "death to America" qualifies, but if so, it's not cool to call Iran "terrorist" at the moment.
South Korea, Japan.
I wonder how effective jailing a nun is anyway, a convent is not that far from a jail in many ways (I've had family in one and visited many times, and it felt roughly the same as visiting someone in jail).
Yes, you can. I did not claim you can't. But even though you can there are quite a few cases of institutionalization in convents. And the convent I visited had nuns that had not been out in society in a long time, quite possibly longer than the jail sentence mentioned.
> I also don't know too many nuns getting shanked or brewing toilet-merlot in the convent.
On the contrary, plenty of convents and abbeys engage in brewing! Trappist beer for one.
> Also, most go on errands in the city without an armed guard and manacles.
No, but back in the day they tended to be chaperoned. Nuns are a dying breed around here, the history I'm recounting is when I was 6, 46 years ago, but still if someone has made their vows and is reconciled to life as a nun I seriously wonder how effective jail would be, I'm pretty sure they would not be too impressed by it (compared to someone not used to solitude at any level).
My favorite turn of phrase on the Internet this week. If I ever get around to working on a game I'm going to borrow the idea and give you credit :)
Close, but not quite...
I'm really not sure why we're still alive.
On the another bomb, from which point of view the dropping sequence was less "normal" (the breakup of the plane made less clear-cut case from the perspective of that one, so some internal components didn't activate) the same switch was discovered in the "on" position.
So it was really, really close call.
(A "small" curiosity: These bombs are two-stage bombs, one weaker nuclear explosion forces the next, one stronger. The "weaker one" part of one of the bombs, with its radioactive content that has enough material for a nuclear explosion is still there(!) deep in the ground.)
Hardly. For starters, I don't agree that the risk of nuclear explosion was high, given the electronic precision required to detonate a hydrogen bomb's explosive lenses correctly. And had the W53 warhead exploded at its full nine-megaton potential, Nukemap[1] predicts 3rd-degree burns would not have extended even as far as Conway, and 11000 casualties of which 2500 were fatal (probably much less with a 1980 population).
The state would have faced a greater threat from fallout, but considering the advance warning of a detonation, lack of damage to infrastructure outside the immediate blast zone, and general cold war readiness for the effects of a nuclear explosion, casualties from fallout would have been far below the worst-case scenario. Two days' shelter while fallout radiation fell to 1% of its initial level would be easily achievable.
In that sense, we would've lost Arkansas, turning it into a place with hardly any residents
Please do explain that. As far as I understand, the explosives and the radioactive materials are all there in the warhead, the "precision" only affects the "quality" of the explosion (i.e. the number of "megadeaths" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megadeath )
Only the first few atom bombs had the missing part of the radioactive matter outside the of the bomb when the bomb was fully unarmed, technically making the explosion impossible, as there isn't enough mass for an explosion without the missing part.
But since the early fifties, all the material needed for the nuclear explosion is always in the warhead.
Note that in the event here discussed (it was an explosion of the fully equipped H-warhead missile in Damascus, Arkansas, US)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1980_Damascus_Titan_missile_ex...
really nothing "special" happened: one of the technicians just accidentally dropped one metal socket during his maintenance work, that was all:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/americanexperience/features/bonus-vi...
And that was enough to cause the explosion of the rocket. Would any "expert" before that event claim it was all that was needed?
"The W53 warhead landed about 100 feet (30 m) from the launch complex's entry gate; its safety features operated correctly and prevented any loss of radioactive material."
(I am not a nuclear engineer)
If you have a ball of fissile material, there are two sizes that are interesting to you. There's the point at which the material goes critical: on average, every neutron emitted causes the emission of more than one neutron. However, there are two types of neutron emission: prompt neutrons (released immediately when an incoming neutron breaks apart an atom), and delayed neutrons, released eventually by the decay of fission products. If you're producing one prompt neutron on average, then you're at prompt criticality.
Nuclear reactors prompt-subcritical but delayed-critical. Because the exponential growth of neutrons in a delayed-critical material is relatively slow, it can be managed by futzing with control rods.
If undisturbed, a supercritcal fissile mass will explode. The question is, how energetically? If it's delayed-critical, not very. The time scale characterizing the exponential growth is large compared to the time required for the explosion to propagate through the mass, so the mass will explode with not much more than the minimal amount of energy required to render it subcritical again. This is messy, but not what you think of when you imagine a nuclear explosion.
If the mass is prompt-critical, then the exponential growth is much faster. Even once the mass has released enough energy to explode, it still takes time for the mass to expand enough to be rendered subcritical. In that time, a prompt-supercritical mass will undergo many more generations, resulting in an actual nuclear explosion.
To get an actual nuclear detonation, then, you need to get your fissile material from subcritical to prompt-supercritical as fast as possible, so it doesn't predetonate unimpressively. This is a tricky task, requiring carefully shaped explosives, and pretty unlikely to happen by chance.
It's not "by chance," the warhead is carefully designed to make it and everything needed is already there, there are no missing parts. The "software" maybe doesn't activate the parts optimally or at all if there's luck but nothing is missing inside.
In the given case, "only" the rocket body exploded (with the fully functional warhead on it) even if it's not designed to do so, and only because of one single fallen small piece of metal (a single socket).
Anthropic principle / many-worlds interpretation? All the outcomes in which these accidents lead to nuclear war are no longer observable ;-)
After the Cold War, I'd imagine, the strategic nuclear forces probably ended up losing some of that "mission" and "purpose" and at least informally became more irrelevant. That has to take an emotional toll on everyone involved.
You go to work deep down in a bunker, follow a 1000 little rules and procedures, deal with lots of red tape, outdated technology and so on, but you don't really believe your actions today are protecting or saving anyone.
I think there is probably a parallel there with software maintenance. There are a lot of developers keeping alive and maintaining old code. Most written in languages which are not cool anymore. Nobody on HN is boasting making cool apps with them, others make fun of it. And there you are having to write patches and manage updates and so on it. The software is keeping the business alive and you are getting paid, but it is hard to feel proud and boast about your "cool project you are working on" during meetups or conferences. I would imagine that takes some toll as well on a person.
That's just not true. There are a host of technologies designed to prevent a captured bomb ever being used, and I presume an entire department at the DoE dedicated to them. The very structure of a modern bomb makes use by thieves impractical. (Misuse by US forces is a different matter.)
(1) Bombs do not have hollywood-style timers. You cannot just cross a few wires. Getting a modern fusion device to properly explode requires the participation of a great many systems. For example, a warhead meant for a missile has safety triggers looking for flight path and altitude. Faking something like 200 seconds of zero-G flight while in vacuum isn't easy. Bypassing the sensors isn't easy. Detonating the explosives yourself, bypassing the electronics altogether, will not create a nuclear explosion. You have to know how to time everything very precisely. Doing that without the bomb's willing participation is practically impossible. The necessary equipment to launch the device in a manner that will result in a nuclear explosion doesn't travel with the bomb anywhere except while deployed.
(2) There isn't much nuclear material in a modern fusion bomb. This isn't a blob of enriched uranium like seen in WWII bombs. This is a very thin and hollow sphere of uranium packed with hydrogen and other harmless elements. You could grind up that sphere to make a "dirty" bomb but even then there is very little material. You won't be killing millions. For the effort, a terror group could do far more damage with weapons bought legally at any wallmart.
(3) Bombs in transit (ie off-base) are packed in tech meant to prevent misuse. Just cracking open the crate will probably trigger a device to blank the circuitry’s internal memory, making proper detonation impossible. (I've read about such system on non-nuclear missile systems and presume they are also used with nukes).
What about the primary?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boosted_fission_weapon
There are also "hourglass" warheads with integrated secondarys that are much smaller than spark plug configs.
I assume the threat model people are worried about is the plot of Tom Clancy's 'The Sum of All Fears' [1] wherein a damaged nuclear bomb is captured by terrorists who can't enrich uranium themselves, but can replace the firing mechanisms once they have the fissile material.
And of course, a group that might be able to replace the firing mechanism would be able to engage in nuclear blackmail even if their replacement didn't work so long as nobody called their bluff.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Sum_of_All_Fears_(novel)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B83_nuclear_bomb
"The bomb weighs approximately 1,100 kilograms (2,400 lb)"
"the greater part of the total mass is contained in the nuclear explosive. It has a variable yield: the destructive power is adjustable from somewhere in the low kiloton range up to a maximum of 1.2 megatons"
1.2 MT is 60 times stronger yield than the Nagasaki bomb which had only "6.19 kilograms (13.6 lb) of plutonium."
> packed with hydrogen and other harmless elements
They are never "hydrogen and other harmless elements."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermonuclear_weapon
It's mostly heavy nuclear material, the closest to "light" hydrogen is tritium:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tritium
It's radioactive, produced only in the nuclear reactors, and specifically for the colloquially called H-bomb part of the current designs.
It's the computerized part that controls the desired yield and we know that
a) the computers can't be made to be bug free and 100% secure
b) the mechanical parts controlled by the computer have all the necessary material for the full yield.
The argument "but it's more secure because the built-in computer controls it" should be laughable for the HN readers. Hiding behind the "it's complex that's why it's safer" works better only for those without the technical background.
The people who know how that stuff works are typically the most worried. There are enough worries when countries acquire even enough raw material which can be used to produce the bomb, here we talk about the fully built bombs with enough material for the full yield.
Does anyone know of any plugins that disables javascript on a website basis for chrome?
The site is completely unusable for me.
I can think of about 50 more dangerous things I'd rather not pass on the highway.
The truck carrying a nuclear warhead is about a squillion times more dangerous than the warhead itself.
Trucks have killed more people than nuclear weapons ever will.
I rest my case.
> During the Cold War, the United States and Soviet Union both deployed nonstrategic nuclear weapons for use in the field during a conflict. While there are several ways to distinguish between strategic and nonstrategic nuclear weapons, most analysts consider nonstrategic weapons to be shorter-range delivery systems with lower yield warheads that might be used to attack troops or facilities on the battlefield. They have included nuclear mines; artillery; short-, medium-, and long-range ballistic missiles; cruise missiles; and gravity bombs. In contrast with the longer-range “strategic” nuclear weapons, these weapons had a lower profile in policy debates and arms control negotiations, possibly because they did not pose a direct threat to the continental United States. At the end of the 1980s, each nation still had thousands of these weapons deployed with their troops in the field, aboard naval vessels, and on aircraft.
> In 1991, the United States and Soviet Union both withdrew from deployment most and eliminated from their arsenals many of their nonstrategic nuclear weapons. The United States now has approximately 760 nonstrategic nuclear weapons, with around 200 deployed with aircraft in Europe and the remaining stored in the United States. Estimates vary, but experts believe Russia still has between 1,000 and 6,000 warheads for nonstrategic nuclear weapons in its arsenal. The Bush Administration quietly redeployed and removed some of the nuclear weapons deployed in Europe. Russia, however seems to have increased its reliance on nuclear weapons in its national security concept. Some analysts argue that Russia has backed away from its commitments from 1991 and may develop and deploy new types of nonstrategic nuclear weapons.
> The Soviet Union produced and deployed a wide range of delivery vehicles for nonstrategic nuclear weapons. At different times during the period, it deployed devices that were small enough to fit into a suitcase-sized container, nuclear mines, shells for artillery, short-, medium-, and intermediate-range ballistic missiles, short-range air-delivered missiles, and gravity bombs. The Soviet Union deployed these weapons at nearly 600 bases, with some located in Warsaw Pact nations in Eastern Europe, some in the non-Russian republics on the western and southern perimeter of the nation and throughout Russia. Estimates vary, but many analysts believe that, in 1991, the Soviet Union had more than 20,000 of these weapons. The numbers may have been higher, in the range of 25,000 weapons in earlier years, before the collapse of the Warsaw Pact.
Even not taking the physical dimensions into account, the physics packages tend to be very heavy (which is mostly dictated by physics involved and trying to make the enclosure smaller seems to make it heavier, which makes sense given the physics).
In all I don't see how such weapon would be relevant for terrorist tactics, because using similar amount of effort one could just place large enough chemical explosive charge to cause significant (although several orders of magnitude smaller than from small nuclear warhead) damage.
Even the larger:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Davy_Crockett_(nuclear_device)
would easily fit, and those suitcases even have wheels so it would not look all that heavy to someone not lugging it.
Let's just say that portable nukes are a very, very bad thing. A single 1kT nuke in the centre of a city would be very bad news on its own, and would make 9-11 look like a footnote. (1kT is a realistic yield for the ultra-portable Mk-54 warhead.)
Strategically, tiny nukes in small numbers are far more worrying than ICBMs, because unlike ICBMs they don't come with a built-in warning time or a sender's address.
That maybe not, but the radioactive signature may give away the origin of the material.
That doesn't mean that's the party that planted it but it is at least going to provide a hint as to who initially put the warhead together.
Does this skepticism come from thinking "briefcase" rather than "suitcase," or...?
That's much smaller than a suitcase. Heavy, sure, but quite a bit smaller than the carry-on suitcase I was lugging around last week, and I've got a small one compared to the monstrosities that are considered to be carry-on sized now.
Secondly, is that a fair comparison? There are approximately as many trucks, and as many nuclear warheads, as the market demands.
No, but there have been plenty of accidents with live nuclear warheads (including losing them in the ocean!). The fact one hasn't gone off is more a matter of there not being a ton of them in the first place.
There doesn't appear to be a consistent theory as to why we aren't all dead from nukes.
Your claiming there aren't enough of them to be dangerous, while elsewhere in the thread someone is trying to scare us with a very large number.
I'm willing to bet $1000 neither of us dies from a injuries sustained due to proximity to an accidental nuclear detonation of the warhead variety.
We haven't had a nuclear war...
> Your claiming there aren't enough of them to be dangerous, while elsewhere in the thread someone is trying to scare us with a very large number.
I'm not claiming that at all, I'm just saying that just because one hasn't been accidentally detonated doesn't mean a whole lot. The biggest danger is surely an intentional detonation, but accidents do happen.
71 years have passed since the first nuclear bombs were used. That's 71 years without an accidental detonation nor a nuclear weapon used in an act of aggression on enemy soil.
Nuclear weapons exist and we aren't doing too bad of a job coping with that.
But, I suppose, as Steven Pinker is fond of saying: no one has ever recruited activists to a cause by announcing that things are getting better, and bearers of good news are often advised to keep their mouths shut lest they lull people into complacency. Also, a large swath of our intellectual culture is loath to admit that there could be anything good about civilization, modernity, and Western society.[2]
1. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_arms_race
2. http://www.nytimes.com/2011/10/06/books/review/the-better-an...
Given the many. many known nuclear close calls (And I'm just counting the ones that were likely to cause a nuclear war - not domestic mishandling of materials), this is an insane position to take, with our current nuclear arsenals.
Four times in our nuclear history, the decision of one man saved us from armageddon. We are only having this conversation because people like Stanislav Petrov made the right decision - after the entire command-and-control system surrounding them failed.
[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nuclear_close_calls
Going 71 years without it is compatible with all of those numbers, yet they mean very different things for our ability to prevent nukes from being used, and for our likely future.
I personally don't find it particularly comforting that we've made it this far. Just because we've made it 71 years doesn't mean we'll make it another 71.
Probably because launching a nuclear attack doesn't benefit nation states, if other nation states also have nuclear weapons. Also, all large high GDP nation states currently have intertwined economic dependencies, which also makes it less likely they would be inclined to launch nukes at each other.
Obviously, at the moment, North Korea stands out as a potential exception here, but they have nowhere near the number of warheads or industrial capacity to even play on the MAD doctrine level - they're certainly far from becoming anything like the next USSR.
So the only really remaining scenarios that could lead to a nuclear attack (barring massive changes in the current geopolitical order) would be that some non-nation-state actor, perhaps with fanatical motivations, gains access to a nuclear weapon. Although, in this case, without the state infrastructure to actually launch multiple warheads at the same time, it's unlikely that such an attack would be in any sense civilization-ending (even though it would certainly be very devastating, of course).
That's exactly the level they're playing at.
My vaguely informed guess is that the probability of nuclear war is around 1% per year. This is roughly consistent with what we saw during the Cold War (both the lack of a nuclear war and the numerous instances in which it almost happened) and seems to be consistent with the way things are set up today.
Nuclear weapons can't detonate from being physically damaged. They might explode and scatter their contents about from the explosives in the core, but they won't reach criticality in anything other then an intentional, triggered detonation.
> “Until my death I will never forget hearing my sergeant say, 'Lieutenant, we found the arm/safe switch.' And I said, 'Great.' He said, 'Not great. It’s on arm.'” https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1961_Goldsboro_B-52_crash#Bomb...
Also what you are describing is "One Point Safety" in which an external explosion or fire can cause a nuclear detonation. This is mostly true for the current US arsenal, but wasn't in the past. It's one of the main reasons why the Little Boy design was so poor for safety, it only required one (preferably intentional) explosion
Source: https://www.amazon.com/Command-Control-Damascus-Accident-Ill...
It has happened before, but fortunately without the detonation.
The Hiroshima enriched uranium bomb was about as safe as an IED. It would have gone off if it hit the ground hard or was in a fire. The bomber crew had orders to dump the bomb in deep water if they had to abort the mission and return to base. Landing on Tinian with the bomb was considered far too risky.
Well, we don't know that exactly as long as we keep stockpiling them throughout the world.
Or maybe you meant trucks, there does seem to be an ever increasing amount of those.
There must be several orders of magnitude more steel rolling around the streets and highways, crashing in to people's living rooms, moving down cyclists, being used as weapons by drunks and crazies.
Threat of nuclear destruction doesn't factor in to my threat analysis at all. I'm more worried about data corruption in my photos backups, or my dog getting hit by a car, or dropping a 5000kg load of steel on myself, or someone else, at work.
one nuclear weapon in the wrong hands could change that.
You get the truck, and I get the nuclear warhead. Sound fair?
While sitting next to a nuke and not really knowing how safe it was was a bit scary the actions of the security dudes when people started getting out of their cars to stretch their legs was far more scary - they were actively menacing while trying not to give away why they were there or that the unmarked truck between their vehicles was in any way special (despite being stupidly obvious)
In the olden days the USAF used to cart weapons around by the dozen, literally, in C-124 transports nicknamed 'Old Shakey', which shows how resilient these devices are.
During the Cold War the Soviet forces used An-22s and Mi-6s for similar missions. The latter would have deployed weapons to the GRU handlers at air-bases immediately prior to use.
Umm... is it just me, or does this really not seem like the worst thing that could happen?
You have a truck with nuclear bombs in it, travelling across America... isn't the bomb already in the place that a terrorist would want it to be?
I would think that the worst thing that could happen, is for one of these trucks to blow up - or am I missing an understanding of how nuclear bombs go off?
If it does penetrate the casing, I believe it would not trigger a nuclear reaction but rather become a dirty bomb. This is obviously still bad, but NOT AS BAD as you might think.
Side note, I'm not sure why the article says kiloton? Does the US still use kiloton warheads in its arsenal?
Either way, the reason for the reduced detonation (or imputed dirty bomb) is because multi-megaton nuclear detonations require hexagonal detonators arranged around in sphere with near-perfect implosion timing so it creates the appropriate nuclear reaction (which must implode before it can explode). If a detonator is triggered arbitrarily, I think a dirty bomb would be the only effect (yes, still bad). If the timing is off, then I believe the detonation would be kiloton, not megaton (reduced effectiveness).
I believe all modern American weapons are one-point safe, which means "The probability of achieving a nuclear yield greater than four pounds of TNT equivalent, in the event of a one-point initiation of the weapon’s high explosive, must not exceed one in a million." (http://www.acq.osd.mil/ncbdp/nm/NMHB/chapters/chapter_7.htm) So, if it works as designed, accidental detonation from some external force won't even be in the kiloton range.
Speaking just from the point of the computer engineer, bit flips or even more bit flips actually occur in practice. One specific "if" branch wrongly taken... one single specific bus line true instead of false... etc...
Only for the first few bombs, the human had to actually add the last piece of uranium or plutonium for the bomb to have enough radioactive mass inside to make the nuclear explosion physically possible. In all the more modern designs everything needed in already inside of the bomb or the warhead. The claimed safety seems to be "everything's there, but the electronics (or the computer) controls everything." How calming.
Regarding one in the million, the people who made the PBS documentary say:
For the accident in Damascus, Arkansas, US: "the air force claimed there's one in the million chance that the fallen socket would hit the missile. During our shooting of the recreation we dropped 12 sockets and 6 actually hit the missile":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoxB88rL_2M&t=2m15s
The bomb designer, writing the paper a few years ago:
http://psam12.org/proceedings/paper/paper_497_1.pdf
"It is recognized that it is very difficult to provide assurance that the < 1E-03 numerical requirements for a safety subsystem have been met, let alone the < 1E-04 or 1E-05 assignments given to elements or components within a safety subsystem. In fact, it is not possible to amass quantitative data that supports such assertions with a high degree of statistical confidence across all relevant environmental conditions. In other words, it is not possible to conceive of all possible abnormal environments, nor can all environments which can be conceived be tested exhaustively in a repeated fashion to generate overwhelming statistical certainty of weapon response."
It's theorized that modern PALs incorporate the explosive timings into the authorization code itself. All those different explosive initiators have to be set off at just the right times, and if this theory is true, then the information of when each one needs to be triggered isn't even present in the bomb. This eliminates (well, makes extremely improbable, anyway) the possibility that the electronics accidentally trigger a full detonation due to some malfunction.
Of course, whether this is really true or not is unknown....