Update: I've been reading every post.
And if you haven't made a new resume yet then please commit to a date to do that by and tell us....and yes I am pushing you.
In the past, I paid this guy (https://news.ycombinator.com/user?id=fecak) to make me a resume. I didn't post the link to that version of my resume. He said to do stuff like put my education on top, while people in this thread are saying to put it on the bottom. There are other conflicting points that I'm not going to mention for now. Needless to say, I have to be careful with this; I used to have education on the bottom.
Next, two things happened:
1) One person is giving me his time to help me with improvement. I want to hear his resume advice.
2) I received an invitation to do remote work for food money at a startup, which I agreed to do.
So I don't have any guaranteed date, until I hear back about my resume from the person I'm talking to.