> What I really want is a custom
    > font of my handwriting that wiggles
    > each character just a little bit

About an hour ago, I replied to this with "You can use ligatures for that". Then I thought about it and thought "I'd better explain what I mean". And I was thinking of a system where you use characters near another character - even those up to two or three characters away, to essentially act as a random seed for the selection of a given character, using a very large number of pre-generated ligatures.

Then I thought: huh, that's pretty clever. I should look at patents for that.

Anyway: someone else got there first: read this:

http://www.underware.nl/case-studies/random-vs-clever/