You might like Sao Paulo. Its like LA but smelly-er and full of buses. In Sao Paulo there's no need to hurry to hop on your bus before it leaves the stop because another one will arrive immediately. Same deal with the metro. Trains arrive and depart every 90 seconds during rush hour.

Do an image search for tráfego em sao paulo site:.br if you're curious how that's working out for them.

I like this one: http://f.i.uol.com.br/folha/cotidiano/images/13164124.jpeg