AWS is down

New AWS Slogan: AWS. Where we have 99.99999% uptime because we don't acknowledge 99.9999% of our downtime.

At least their status page (https://status.aws.amazon.com/) is as unreliable as ever.

Main conversation => https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=13755673

I'm pretty sure only s3 is down, I have AWS-only services and they're working normally.

aws.amazon.com (this article link) also loads normally and doesn't appear to contain any indication of a problem with AWS.

Multiple S3 services down in US East

It's an AWS outage, even Heroku mentions it: https://status.heroku.com/incidents/1059

It includes S3, SES, and many more AWS services.

https://console.aws.amazon.com/elasticbeanstalk/home elastic beanstalk (cut down) :(

They have a notice in the Personal Health Dashboard:

S3 operational issue

Increased API Error Rates

09:52 AM PST We are investigating increased error rates in the US-EAST-1 Region.

S3 is definately down. Lambda is borked on us but our functions use S3 so..

Some consoles are also seem to be down.

the load balancers in VA seem to be down.

ZOMG. Call Mike Wallace