Apparently for "quality reasons" a smart chip in the ink made the printer refuse to use it after an arbitrary expiration date set at the factory. It was only 6 months.
I don't even mind being robbed of the $180. The surprise downtime, however, landed the printer in the dumpster and a Xerox laser took its place.
Edit: I actually tore the scanner portion of the device open and harvested the 2 12-volt cold cathode lights in their beautiful extruded aluminum holders from the scanner bed before chucking it. I mounted them under the desk just over my keyboard drawer to light my keyboard and serve as a warning to other printers that might get any ideas about mishandling their ink...