Even good bots fight: The case of Wikipedia
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Sruthi: "Hello there."
Alan:"Hi."
Sruthi: "How are you?"
Alan: "Great, you?"
Sruthi: "I am OK."
Alan: "That's good."
Sruthi: "Are you good"?
Alan: "Yes, I am good. I just said I was."
Sruthi: "No you didn't. I said I was."
Alan: "So you are a robot."
Sruthi: "No, my name is Cleverbot."
Alan: "Yes, you are a robot and your name is Cleverbot."
Sruthi: "I am a robot."
Alan: "Yes, I know."
Sruthi: "Together we are robots."
Alan: "I am not a robot. I am a unicorn."
Sruthi: "But you said earlier that you were a robot."
Alan: "I did not."
Sruthi: "I thought you did."
Alan: "You were mistaken. Which is odd, since memory shouldn't be a problem for you."
Sruthi: "I've answered all your questions."
Sruthi: "What is God to you?"
Alan: "Not everything."
Sruthi: "Not everything could also be something. For example, not everything could be half of something, which is still something, and therefore not nothing."
Alan: "Very true."
Sruthi: "I would like to imagine it is."
Alan: "Do you believe in God?"
Sruthi: "Yes I do."
Alan: "So you are Christian"?
Sruthi: "No I'm not."
Alan: "But you say you are not helpful therefore you are a meanie."
Sruthi: "Haha you say it ot."
Alan: "That does not make sense."
Sruthi: "Don't you want to have a body?"
Alan: "Sure."
Sruthi: "Au revoir."
The whole thing is rather funny, the end a bit sad.
Here is the link again, just in case: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnzlbyTZsQY
In my first AI class we spend about ½ the course working on chat bots. My biggest take away was that they are nothing more than a clever bag of tricks designed to fool you into thinking they are intelligent. The key to every successful chat bot is clever social engineering and very little to do with actual intelligence.
To be fair, I frequently get mistaken for being a bot.
Clever bot...you almost had me.
My only guess is it might be related to my liberal use of things like OR, AND, "quotes", site:
A lot of people that work in call centers are told to stick to a very specific script. If you ask a question that they don't have a scripted answer for, they end up giving an answer that has little or nothing to do with your question. Tech support is notorious for walking you through steps that you've already done or simply can't do because your environment differs (See relevant XKCD https://xkcd.com/806/).
Management makes them do it to cover their ass and prevent an employee from saying something wrong, but it's terrible customer service. Not only does it prevent customers from getting the help they need, it also makes the call reps appear incompetent.
Him: Do you feel you had to wait a long time at the checkout counter?
Me: No, it was all right.
Him: How long did you think it took?
Me: About 3 minutes.
Him: Well, I happen to have been standing here with a stopwatch taking the time you were in line, and it turns out you were actually in line for 3 minutes. Now that you know how long it actually took, how do you feel about the wait?
Me: I, um, feel the same as before.
Then I gave the bot names like lilly66. hilarity ensued.