So you're saying I should better not sport my new t-shirt in the airport?
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/if-im-not-on-a-watchl...
http://www.tshirthell.com/funny-shirts/if-im-not-on-a-watchl...
Needless to say the US immigration officials took some offense and asked him a bunch of questions. I'm not sure they realised it didn't say what they thought it did, even after we explained about French Connection.
These were obviously simpler times as I also as a teenager once went through US immigration wearing a Threadless Community Party t-shirt: https://www.threadless.com/product/383/the_communist_party