"Hey, the Ara is going nowhere, but it would be a shame to not get any return from it... Lets see how many click bait blog articles we can generate from it!"
Ara's been gone since August. I sourced the story myself, not sure how it's click bait tbh! Did you read it?
To be clear, that line was something I imagined someone at Google saying prior to the developments mentioned in the article. But, "put an aquarium full of water bears in your phone"? That's a nonsense, fluff headline if I ever heard one. That they went so far as to actually do it, I will admit, redeems it somewhat! But not so much that I'll believe that the project had any goal beyond generating press. :D
One: Ara is dead. Two: how is the article clickbait?