Don't forget to SEO your own name / product
alexblom.com
alexblom.com
Alex Blom probably will do just fine (it does, I checked), but John Smith would have a much harder time of it, even John Smith the greengrocer.
A huge issue will be, as another commenter has said, when people forget to rank their own product name.
Who knows, maybe one day I'll put it in to practice.
There is also a voice actor, who is apparently soft and sensual. That actually resulted in a phone call. I don't remember the particulars but I rather doubt I was soft or sensual at 2 AM.
Care to share?
Here is my most amusing customer interaction, long ago, when webcams were pretty new:
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Me: Hello, camarades support, how can I help you?
she: Well, my cam doesn't work.
Me: Ok, what is your user id
she: randygirl99
Me: Let me have a look
Me: are you running an anti-virus package with a built in firewall ?
She: Yes
Me: ok, that's likely the problem, when you start the software you'll be prompted to enable outgoing traffic on port 2047, please answer 'yes'
She: ok, one moment
... some time passes, I hit F5 a couple of times ...
Me: ok, it works
She: oh, does it now ? Well, what am I wearing then ?
Me: well, to be honest, not a whole lot...
She: (screaming) You Pervert! ... connection breaks
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The voice actor thing might have it's uses though, but their timing will have to improve a bit :)
Who knows what kind of a career that might have led to...
Missed opportunity if you ask me!
I take it you answered truthfully.