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I know it's a parody, but Jobs has really stated in an email that the Apple platform offers a number of freedoms, including "freedom from porn".

I imagine that means "freedom from unsolicited porn"...

There still is a significant chance this is not what he meant.

No, there is not. When the real Steve Jobs said "freedom from porn" it was in reference to the app store, where there is and will remain no porn.

Jobs already offers freedom from freedom on the iPhone and iPad platforms.