In any case, it's deplorable to promise two people jobs
as lifeguards in Virginia Beach, only to bait-and-switch
them into something that was, at best, a job in a
disgusting strip club (as the google street view of the
address would indicate)
The guy in metafilter who furnished you that streetview, couldn't even get the city right. This club is on New York Ave, in DC, and that guy showed you an address in New York City.If you actually google "Lux Lounge Washington DC", http://www.google.com/search?q=lux+lounge+washington+dc you'll see some lovely pictures of a very nice place. Go on, look at it, I'll wait.
It looks to me like a very nice place, and it's definitely not a "disgusting strip club". It's not even a "really nice strip club". It appears to be a regular club, with lines in the street of people (women and men) wanting to get in.