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We're just in the process of setting up our longer life tech startup. We will guarantee you will live to 120 or your money back.

Ha, you think you're tricky, but your not! You didn't define the units. 120 what? Seconds? Nice try though.

I think the joke here is that if you're dead a refund is pointless...

Even if they do refund the money, they could make a killing on interest.