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This is, to me, absolutely indistinguishable from an April fools' day joke.

You are not alone. How would they handle the dust and noise which comes so tightly with high performance servers?

Don't people pay good money for machines that generate white noise to help them sleep?

Not sure how I can spin the dust thing.

Servers don't generate dust, they collect it. Add a Hepa filter you have your spin.

We do not use a regular rack mounted blade, we have our own proprietary system that does not primarily use air to cool. It's completely quiet :)