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Uh.... can we go over what you mean here?

Perhaps the parent poster meant aliens. As a play on words from "Universal". Or maybe parent poster is a member of PETA.

In any case I think it was intended as a joke.

Animals

Next time a non-human asks me where it can find a doctor, I'll take it to the vet myself.

Do infants ask?

Infants usually have individuals called "guardians" who we accept as responsible for their healthcare.

The ones that don't probably have bigger problems than access to healthcare.

Pet insurance is pretty expensive, from what I hear.