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And processor design is derivative work of electronic engineers.

And electronic engineering work is derivative of physicists' work.

And physicists' work is derivative of mathematicians.

And mathematicians's work is derivative of Colombian coffee farmers.

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And mathematicians's work is derivative of pharmaceutical companies that produce amphetamines

And pharmaceutical companies that produce amphetamines are derivative of chemists' work

And chemists' work is derivative of physicists' work, which gives us a nice loop

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