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And in less than 50 years the entire surface of the earth will be covered in a layer of Amazon employees more than 10 meters thick.

And in 188 years the Earth may be a neutron star of about 1.2 solar masses, at last delivering on the ancient promise of a geocentric solar system.

I fear there is an error in your calculation. I make it 26 years if the world population is constant or 27 if it increases in a likely manner.

At 50% per year, it will take 25 years to grow by a factor of 20,000.

and within 80 years the entire solar system will be a rapidly expanding mass of Amazon employees asymptotically approaching the speed of light.

This reminds me of a bit from Better Off Ted.

They gonna have to build more parking spaces.