I always said the hallmark of a great tool is something that can do 50 things in a shitty way. "ALEXA. ALEXA. SIRI! OKAY GOOGLE? Come here self-driving roomba. Play NPR podcasts and brew me a tepid cup of brown Keurig water while engaging me in a rousing game of Go"
"Ok. Now deleting your appointments for this week."
You forgot sex/porn. It has to satisfy all our needs.
Just what I don't need -- being forced to interact with a DJ to get my coffee.
"What do you want?"
"Coffee."
"I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I SAID WHAT DO YOU WANT?!"
"Give me coffee or I will end you."
For the true introvert, I've heard that it's possible to brew your own coffee at home!
I buy instant coffee at ALDI. We have a Keurig, but the pods cost a small fortune, and I drink far too much coffee.