You think you're really righteous? You think you're pure at heart? Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art.
“I am the serenest!” Bikram shouted to the estimated crowd of 20,000 yoga fans, vigorously pumping his fists. “No one is serener than Sri Dhananjai Bikram—I am the greatest monk of all time!”
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