Voyager 2 starts sending strange signals, claims 'hijacked by aliens'

I'm pretty sure the application I'm working on right now has also been hijacked by aliens, as it is behaving in ways I did not entirely expect.

No, Voyager 2 does not claim "hijacked by aliens". Some UFO nut with no expert knowledge of Voyager 2 says it looks a bit like Voyager 2 might have been hijacked by aliens.

To turn that into the title (which, in fairness to the submitter, is exactly the title of the linked article) you need to (1) believe some random UFO nut and then (2) exaggerate his claims. Because, as we all know, UFO nuts' claims are never ever exaggerated to begin with.

Absolute bollocks from beginning to end.

This is stupid.

Spirit is being held in place by Mars aliens. Probably from the Sidonia region.