For national security, Trump gets a new secure 'smartphone'

Trump believes no computer is safe from hacking, so maybe he won't even use this, except for tweetings.

Unlike the rest of us, he probably won't even have to root his phone to purge it of bloatware.

I hope it can tweet.

Does Twitter still support tweeting over text? That's how I did it pre-smartphone.

It does indeed. Tumblr also lets you post via SMS.

Everyone knows you can't uninstall twitter.