I couldn't agree more. It's 2010 and we're using text files to describe rules. We're using text files to describe data.
My God. Everyone just stop what we're doing and look at your code. Look at it! It's worse than ugly; it's monstrously stupid. It's idiotic to a degree that beggars the mind. And here we are, in 2010, ignoring the elephant in the room: that code, the way we do it, is petulantly retarded.