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This guy already did this:

Yup, but I'll need to automate my mug too..

Caffeine pills dispenser at your desk. Everyday at 9h it gives you a pill.

Just hook me up with an IV drip and call it a day.

Overkill. Caffeine can be absorbed by the skin. Make the keyboard and mouse output a small dose of caffeine during the day. You wouldn't even notice.