Ask HN: Why isn't there a language that uses AI to squash errors?

We just launched a full rewrite millions of lines of code from converting a ecommerce app from Codeigniter to Laravel, and I just fixed an issue where the column name was wrong.

Do you think there will ever be a day where if the column is wrong the language has ML built in and actually looks in the db for the best candidate, tries a different query w/ that and if it succeeds uses that instead BUT notifies an admin that the error took place? Or at least submits it to the error log, or error reporting tool like sentry?