> There is no way a Macbook can compete with a proper Thinkpad
Your criticisms are pretty almost all a matter of taste, and we're in disagreement just about throughout.
> I wonder if it's the Valley culture?
I'm not in the valley. I've never found any non-apple laptop with a good (or even decent) trackpad, and I like that OSX has a community of indie developers who actually care.
> the keyboard
I don't enjoy thinkpad keyboard.
> the UltraNav
Same as above but much stronger, I absolutely hate this thing, and I love Apple trackpad. In fact the trackpad is one a huge reason for remaining on Apple laptops despite other shortcomings: I can and even enjoy using MBPs without a mouse.
> the swappable batteries
have never been something I've needed, plus that requires carrying additional batteries.
> a nice docking station
Meh. "nice" is in the eye of the beholder, the thing's ugly as sin. And with type C/TB3, you can actually replicate it without being beholden to Apple (!).
> upgradeable storage/memory
That is indeed a really annoying "feature" of Apple over the last few years. Though of course you can get a maxed-out MBP.
> Linux distro
and I don't see that as an advantage.
> The gap is huge! If a Thinkpad is a 100, the prev. gen Macbook Pro would be 60
If you like thinkpads more power to you, but all my experiences with them were disappointing, I'd put the 2015 rMBP at 70 and the average thinkpad at 40, maybe 50.