- a million irrelevant paragraphs to make this guy seem like someone you can relate to
- guy driving on wet road
- picks up phone
- looks up and sees he's about to crash into another car
- swerves across median into oncoming traffic
- head-on collision with a Chevy Silverado
- more irrelevant stuff about what goes on in those microseconds of the crash to try to scare you
- explanations of what you should do in inevitable crash events
Editor anyone? Interesting read anyway, but I probably read every 3rd or 4th sentence.