Deep Learning Enables You to Hide Screen When Your Boss Is Approaching
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> Perhaps I am the one who possesses the face image of the most boss in the world. I must have it more than his parents.
:)
In a way, it's like porting a program, from one language which supports ternary operations, to a language that does not have ternary operations - and having to manually write out the ternary operation as an if-then-else statement.
Danish has "sprog" which sounds a lot funnier if you say it "in English". In Danish it sounds quite similar to språk -- just soften everything until it turns into a mush of vowels.
[1] For people not versed in Scandiwegian, there's this tradition of "å" -> "aa", "æ" -> "ae", "ø/ö" -> "oe" from the olden days... which is surprisingly useful even in these days of (one would hope) "pervasive" Unicode. :)
So close, yet so far.
Edit: work as in for a username.
Only for those without a Norwegian keyboard.
Should be språk.
I find it exciting to figure out someone's native language, or to understand the phrase in the original language before translation.
A Spaniard asked me once to give me the "carpet", which made no sense in the context. He meant to say "file folder" ("la carpeta" in Spanish), hoping the Normans had brought the equivalent French word to England and save him a lookup in the dictionary.
I've been learning Japanese and studied in Japan for a while and it is fascinating to see this:
> When you are working, you have browsed information that is not relevant to your work, haven’t you?
I don't know enough Japanese to translate half of it, but that kind of negative question termination is really characteristic from the language: "masenka?" (ませんか?) or even "sou desuka?" (そうですか?) as a reply.
The interesting thing is that you can see the progress depending on the English level of the person, as Japanese people who are more fluent in English will first translate it into "right?". Even more fluent people will leave the sentence open-ended like it's missing something as they realize it's not so natural in English but still haven't totally switched over.
Note: I'm Spanish and it's also funny to catch myself saying some of these different things as well.
More things pointing to this being a Japanese blog:
"aho" in "Ahogrammar", the name of the blog, is Japanese for stupid/silly.
The wordpress theme is setup to write dates in Japanese.
The default "Hello World" post from the wordpress installation has been left intact and is in Japanese.
He links to his Github, where he registered himself under a Japanese name and as living in Tokyo, as well as published code for a Japanese chatbot that can search for restaurants [1].
i was traveling in india and went to an outdoor festival with friends
there was a merchant doing mehndi
my friend got her palms decorated then i asked to get mine done
he told me it was only for women but i insisted and he begrudgingly, with a smile of disbelief, painted my palms
the next day when we checked out of our hotel there was a man standing next to the desk
he started to laugh and grabbed my hand and said, 'this is only women, not men'
i said, 'well, i like it'
and he responded, 'in india only women try to see the beautiful, men do not try to see the beautiful'
now, i knew what he meant.. only women try to 'look' beautiful stead 'see'
but 'see' was so potent i loved it
as if to say men refuse to 'see the beautiful' so women feel compelled to adorn themselves so men will think them beautiful
whereas women 'see the beautiful' in all things and as such see beauty in men without adornment
i wanted to respond, 'you're right, you are failing to see the beauty of anyone having painted palms'
but i laughed with him and said, 'exactly, i wanted to look beautiful'
this is taking it to a whole new level. i love it
Recently they turned on blocks for a large number of sites like box, dropbox, google drive, slideshare, youtube, sourceforge, .... Someone might share company IP on the internet so lock it down. I think its just blind application of default rules but I've had no luck in getting even more reasonable stuff like sourceforge reversed yet. I'm worried it will be bitbucket and github next because they can be used to share files who needs that right?
I don't even understand why you'd go through all the effort. It's a silly position to put yourself in. If the IT policy bothers you that much, talk to somebody about changing it or find another job.
Routing all your traffic to a server in Online.net's network? At best I'm assuming you're pirating stuff.
That's just the way I see it. Someone correct me if I'm wrong and this sort of thing is normal.
If you doing creative work or any work that requires thinking you also need mental breaks.
Reddit and YouTube also have plenty of work related material.
And lastly most people in the tech sector are not hourly employees we have global contracts where they are legal for a reason; if I'm staying an extra hour or opening my laptop over the weekend because that's when I got some inspiration or finally cam up with a solution I see no problem if I want to read the news for 15 min at 10am in the morning.
Some bad employers think this means arse-on-chair for that hour. They may go as far to time loo breaks.
Some better employers recognise that employees, and thus the work they produce benefit from some flexibility.
But, I think obviously, employers can't allow completely free use of their computer network. They need to defend against malware and they need to protect their data. They also need to stop people watching porn in open plan offices.
People even get paid for "on call" hours where they're sitting at home watching TV.
If you're the kind of manager that employees constantly feel the need to "look busy" around, you're probably getting less real work out of them, not more.
The trade off of course is that sometimes the work takes more than the nominal 40 hours, or has to be done at odd hours, and you don't get paid more for that.
We're also an industry of constant learning. Although I can't really say HN is a learning material I'd be willing to try to justify to my boss, staying connected and up to date on the latest happenings has gotten me out of several jams in work.
But seriously I agree with you 100%. In my experience if a manager is one of those time-nazi types then they are more than likely the biggest waste of time and money for the company themselves and they just want to deflect attention.
Companies that want to treat employees like children should expect their employees to then act like children. Want an adult? Fucking treat them like one.
Sidenote : don't desk Webcams have a recording red light?
One of my colleagues took exception to this when he came in about ten minutes earlier than I (not that he could tell it was using the camera, or even what it was doing) that he thought it a great idea to rip the camera out of the pi by the ribbon and pull the SD card out when it was on.
When I discovered the smashed up pi in the morning, I asked who broke my pi and explained that I was capturing a time lapse of the window. He told me I should have asked permission before recording people in the office.
My initial reaction was to have a go at him, tell him he was responsible for any costs, tell him that he was overreacting and that he is in a room with literally 45 laptop cameras pointing at him daily, but he remained resolute that he was in the right and I was some kind of perv.
The only image my pi camera captured that wasn't the window was a single frame of his angry face as he ripped apart the delicate ribbons and wires plugged into the pi.
That job was pretty bad in most respects, and I finally got out of it to go contract professionally, but there are a few bad memories that linger.
Episode with "the password"? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GxqvnQyaxs Or episode with"the spy " ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INbuofE_hms
I supposed the application wouldn't do me any good: working at a place like that, I'd sooner fire myself!
I get it, people need downtime every now and then. How about doing something that's different, but still benefits the company?
Maybe I'm just getting old, but it really bothers me how much I see coworkers on Facebook, or worse, especially as most of them are the ones who barely put in an 8hr day.
Voila - you now have a fun-free workplace.
That should be everyone.
Now yes, if your job is under-paying you for your actual ability, then obviously that changes this balance. Same goes if you're constantly pulled in outside work hours to do things and still put in 8hr days (and your salary isn't factoring in those extra hours). If either of these are happening, your better bet is to find an employer who values you as more than just a cog in a wheel if you can.
I'm not arguing for the "capitalist employers side" saying work more, get paid less b/s. I'm saying engineers in general are well paid (compared to many other fields) and we shouldn't take advantage of that.
In which case, this is actually a much easier problem to solve since all you need to do is detect any motion (instead of all this convoluted--although hilarious--deep learning task).
This is like the story where some government tried to come up with a super high-tech pen that works in the space (because regular pens don't work in zero gravity environment) when the final answer was just a pencil.
So the lesson here is: there are many ways to solve a problem, and if you don't know what problem you're trying to solve and you don't know your customer well enough, you will end up wasting a lot of resource doing something totally unnecessary. (But it was a fun blog post! Kudos for that)
from:https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/fact-or-fiction-n...
"Originally, NASA astronauts, like the Soviet cosmonauts, used pencils, according to NASA historians. In fact, NASA ordered 34 mechanical pencils from Houston's Tycam Engineering Manufacturing, Inc., in 1965. They paid $4,382.50 or $128.89 per pencil. When these prices became public, there was an outcry and NASA scrambled to find something cheaper for the astronauts to use. Pencils may not have been the best choice anyway. The tips flaked and broke off, drifting in microgravity where they could potentially harm an astronaut or equipment. And pencils are flammable--a quality NASA wanted to avoid in onboard objects after the Apollo 1 fire."
Rubber that, under the pressure inside of the ink cart, is liquid, but when finally written onto paper, becomes solid instantly and cannot be smeared.
I've had one for years, and it is the smoothest and best pen I've ever owned.
The debris from a broken pencil or from sharpening one is a real hazard in space. Pens that work in zero gravity were privately developed by the Fisher Pen Company and bought by both NASA and the Soviets for a very reasonable price.