Its tagged as "satire" at the bottom and is meant as a passive-aggressive smear of Rand's Objectivism and her moral defense of Capitalism.
Yes yes, I got that. But (looking at user rahrahrah's post) clearly not everyone did. Thank you, we have now over explained the joke to a level that all humor has been sucked out of the room.
Embarrassed to admit I read the whole post, but missed the satire tag. Truth is often stranger than satire. Sorry for the mistake.