Ask HN: What's your favorite nerdy joke?
I'll give you mine.
Q: Why did the set of all noninclusive sets keep telling everyone about its characteristics?
A: It just couldn't contain itself!
Q: Why did the set of all noninclusive sets keep telling everyone about its characteristics?
A: It just couldn't contain itself!
The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg says "No, but I know where I am."
A: Because OCT 31 == DEC 25.
They train zips past a meadow and the person opposite, who has recognized Einstein says: "I'll bet you don't know how many sheep there were in that field".
Einstein replies: 1241.
The man, stunned: Wow, that's amazing, how did you count them so quickly? I know the answer is right because that field belongs to my uncle.
Einstein: Simple, I counted the legs, divided by 4.
Nice belt.
A: The other one.
A. Zero, because there are no Poles! Okay, there are Poles, but they're removable.
Chuck Norris [...] can divide by zero.
But also the XKCD "sudo make me a sandwich" one.
A: Fe = Iron
Female = Iron male
Q:Once there were few tiny functions of x playing in the garden. Suddenly the differential operator d/dx came to eat them up. Everyone else ran away but which function did not?
A: e^x
Q:The next day again the tiny functions were playing in the garden. Again the differential operator came. Again e^x stood there very bravely, but got eat. Why?
A: It was d/dy not d/dx.
(Pause for laughter).
Once a mathematician was eating chicken. He kept on dipping it in a bowl. Another mathematician came and asked, "I thought you were going to have curry with you chicken."
"Yes I was", said the first one."Let us assume that there is some curry inside the bowl".
(pause for some more laughter)
Now let us move on to IT sector. This is the best one I have heard so far.
Once three guys from Microsoft, IBM and Intel were peeing in adjoining booths. The Microsoft guy finished first, washed his hands. He took a paper tissue and wiped his hand clean. He took another one to remove the dampness of the hands and said,"At Microsoft we do everything efficiently".
Then then IBM guy finished. He also washed his hand. He took a tissue and tore it in half. With the first half he wiped his hand. Then with the other half we remove the dampness and said,"At IBM we do everything efficiently, using minimal resources".
Now the Intel guy finished at last. He didn't was his hands and walked directly to the door. He opened the door, looked back at the two and said "At Intel, we don't piss at our hands".
(Take a bow)