All Hail the Pizza Saver, the Tiny Piece of Plastic Protecting Your Pie

A cute song about the inventor [0], apparently from a British comedic radio program(me), "John Finnemore's Souvenir Program" [1]:

[0] https://soundcloud.com/otterintheflightdeck/carmela-vitale

[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Finnemore's_Souvenir_Prog...