This is one of those moments when I wonder if most of the things I have learned in HN are bullshit, I'm usually struck with awe at the sapience of the HN hivemind too, but in times like this...
[1]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions#...
Engineers juggle multiple constraints, cost, size, power, and efficacy, and 2.4 GHZ choice was the result of the size of the magnetron that would be cost effective and physically fit into the oven. But it did, of course, have to be within the range of frequencies best absorbed by water, which 2.4GHz is, and which is why it's difficult to get bluetooth through your body.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electromagnetic_absorption_by_...
The parent comment is exactly the kind of comment I expected and hoped for!