If your one opening argument rides on being someone who watches YouTube all day, you're going to meet some questions. If someone asks that question, the wrong answer is to tell them to watch YouTube all day with you. He referenced something like all we do is watch the Maury Povich version of the Internet all day. I asked, and this is what I get.

Literally no one will even attempt to address my original concern. We love references like we love cranberry sauce on our turkeys.

I think they're afraid I'll buy some deviled eggs if I talk.

Edit:

I hold true to what I said, with the caveat that I picked the wrong fight on the wrong day.