Movies are a waste of a perfectly good dimension. Give me a good radioshow any day instead of all this newfangled motion picture business. I may be an old man that's been around forever, but I'm always right, and here's why:

1. IT'S THE WASTE OF A DIMENSION. When you listen to a good radioshow it'a already a moving picture as far as the mind is concerned. Adding one dimension artificially can make the illusion less convincing.

2. IT ADDS NOTHING TO THE EXPERIENCE. Recall the greatest radioshow experiences of your lifetime. Did it "need" pictures? A great radioshow completely engages our imaginations.

4. IT CAN CREATE NAUSEA AND HEADACHES. AS motion picture equipment was being introduced at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas in January, Reuters interviewed two leading scientists. "There are a lot of people walking around with very minor eye problems for example, a muscle imbalance which under normal circumstances the brain deals with naturally,"

6. THERE'S MONEY TO BE MADE IN SELLING NEW MOTION PICTURE EQUIPMENT. These projectors are not selling themselves. There was initial opposition from radiostations to the huge cost of new equipment and the loss of marketingshare they are sure to see.

Now get off my lawn kid.