The best gift for people who suck at cooking

The absurdness of technology gadgets at its best. Immediately, I thought this was an article from The Onion. Unfortunately it was not.

Cooking is just not that hard and this pan will not help.

Lets see: 1) Imagine the time an energy to get this created and launched. 2) A reviewer wrote on it 3) I was foolish enough to read it and comment on it.

Hey all, we can do better.

People who suck at cooking aren't interested in cooking, else they wouldn't suck. Giving them cooking-oriented gifts is insulting and a waste of money.

So basically the pan is driving you like you're some cheap organic PID controller? No thanks!