A programming language "is said to be Turing complete or computationally universal if it can be used to simulate any single-taped Turing machine" [1]. This author doesn't seem to understand this concept properly.
Then I read more for laughs.
I kind of feel like I could fix py2to3 if I have a sed and awk layer in there.. maybe a fun project.
I like what you said about self-obsessed project. It's clear that you have a very well reasoned position, not just opinion. What you say makes irrefutable sense.