"I imagine it asking you who you are in a heavy Slavic accent before firing its many weapons into your fleeing body."

I find this ... part of a paragraph, highly unnecessary continuation of the previous sentence! And I {object (to this! it = Slavic}; my accent is (fine; (fuck you too = _Writer_; ... i ment...; ...; Nevermind! [:Reader])!

Yeah... fuck your wars, I aint hating Americans for that, and I ain't "pulling out a gun" { missing word -> due to rising _(<<anger-ining>>)_ feelings or something...; Fuck you = _Reader_??!$!$> $T@$ @$) ) )!# _ }; fuck fuck fuck you!...

edit: in-before: whatever: I don't care about points, and this is not a language, this is just a fuck off to the OW {Original Writer}; of the article; Fuck _off_; ... yeah.. fuck you... I'm fine... k... bye