Classic IT short jokes collection

Two strings walk into a bar.

The first string says, "I'll have a rum and coke."

The second string says, "Same here.#uu6€^My¥ZZ~~0◀<bell><bell><bell><tab>000x[,_5"

And the first says, "Sorry, my friend here's not null terminated."

An ASCII character walks into a bar. The bartender says "What's wrong?" The ASCII character frowns and says "I have a parity error." The bartender nods and says "Yeah, I thought you looked a bit off."

A binary number was walking with it's head down. Some guy asks: Hey, are you sad? The binary number responds: No, I'm just a bit off...

I question the decision to format this entire post as <h2> but I like the jokes :)

thank you for your feedback. I also question myself this.

I didn't get the ICMP one. Or the RHEL one.

But the .DS_Store joke was great.

I think those are inside jokes.

They're all inside jokes!

you got me

Repetitive, because you send a bunch of ICMP packets, all the same, over and over again. Think ping.

ICMP echo request packets, hence repetitive

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