We know that a seemingly useless piece of rock is actually a tool when it carries the markings indicating certification by IEEE POSIX and The Open Group.
I was about to say "is this china made in China?", but yours is much better
Well, it depends on whether or not the archaeologists were caught knapping...
Flying Spaghetti Monster, is some future archaeologist is going to have a field day with the piles and piles of manuports I picked out of my dad's garden and hauled off into the woods.
When research money is running out and you haven't come up with anything of substance yet? Jk, it's an interesting article thank you for sharing.
Laughs aside, clearly there's a conflict of interest here. While I'm sure the vast majority of archeologists are ethical, it must still add some amount of unconscious bias to a question that already depends so heavily on interpretation.
Similarly, think about all the academic careers built on 'disproving' that Shakespeare authored his plays--which is especially troubling because so many academics put so much importance on their own college degrees they just have to chip away at the reputation of someone who didn't have one...
tl;dr not enough pictures of rocks, very disappoint