I only know Hadoop from reading about it on HN, and the blog post I remember the most is "Don't use Hadoop - your data isn't that big"
https://www.chrisstucchio.com/blog/2013/hadoop_hatred.html
TL;DR
> But my data is 100GB/500GB/1TB!
> A 2 terabyte hard drive costs $94.99, 4 terabytes is $169.99. Buy one and stick it in a desktop computer or server. Then install Postgres on it.